In the absence of James, Em and John take the opportunity to devote the whole episode to exploring the theory of football commentary across all the footy codes - soccer, rugby and Aussie rules, exposing their pet hates:
As a reminder of how it used to be, we hear an excerpt of the 3KZ radio call from the 1962 VFL Grand Final between Essendon and Carlton. The caller is P. Gibbs (Phillip?)
John, Em, James & occasionally Oscar and/or Claudia.